December 2011
Angie: Sir, pwede po bang half-day lang ako bukas?
Me: Hindi.
Angie: Ang conditioner nga ni Gretchen Baretto, naghahalf-day, why can’t I?
Me: Bakit, conditioner ka ba?
Para kang BlackBerry
Ang dami mong CURVES, Pero kapag naka-BOLD ka na, Ang sarap mong i-TORCH!
New Year, New York
Got a call from dad asking where I’m spending New Year. Told him I haven’t decided yet [because I’m broke] He then asked me my most hated question of all, “How about New York?”
and I was like
“You know the answer to that. NO.”
And my dad was like,
“Then would you like to go somewhere like China for New Year?”
And I’m like,
...
Le me singing Adele's song...
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Christmas is in 10 days!
So I ended up spending ALL my LIFE SAVINGS today.
Yes, and if all the things I “bought” today turn out useless, I’ll be as poor as fuck.
I reserved a plane ticket to Rio de Janeiro earlier for an October 2012 trip. It costs an arm.
Then the hotel room costs a leg.
Then I got extra crazy and went to this website to reserve discounted hotels in Mumbai in freaking India. That’s Christmas 2012 (assuming Mumbai and the rest...
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True love is like a vagina...
I DON’T HAVE ONE!
Coming soon...
Sundotkulangot Gives Back II
10911227 replied to your photo: I’m dry-humping a fighter plane, your argument is…
Ingat ka, Gregs! :D
ingat sila saken, malamig ngayon at may alak… syempre may balak!!!! LOLJK. salamat!!!
