February 2012
Pagsagutin nyo na ako ng lahat ng klase ng exam...
wag lang ENUMERATION.
Exam's tomorrow...
Classmate: Are you done reviewing?
Me: Yup, started last week and was done with the 3rd handout yesterday.
Classmate: but there are 8 handouts.
Me: 8?
Classmate: yes, 8.
Me:
This Valentine's, I know I'm not alone. I have...
EXACTLY.
January 2012
Internship
I’ll be doing my internship by early November or late March (2013) and it’s been a dilemma for me. I’m torn between staying in UP to do my intership for a regular semester or accepting my father’s no-one-can-resist offer.
1. The internship I’m supposed to do in UP is through the Office of Institutional Linkages which is basically a communications office for...
Facebook Chat
Long lost friend: OH MY GOD, You’re still alive! how are you? Haven’t heard from you in years!
Me: I’m okay.
Her: Are you still single?
Me:
lookwhatthekatdraggedin:
Don’t bang me, I’m not a door.
Don’t suck me, I’m not a bleeding finger.
I touched her butt and I liked it.
I ended up in MOA today to meet a friend. I was surprised that Katy Perry was there to do some autograph signing for everyone who buys her Purr Perfume. I waited with the crowd until it’s time for her to leave for her hotel. I was lucky to hold her hand but wasn’t able to take a single photo. Then she turned to the other side and my hand accidentally slid its way to Katy’s ass....
WTF, Jiriku?!
jiriku:
This is Greg (stIllsundotkulangot), I didn’t know Jiriku’s logged on in my iPad’s browser so please ignore the previous post.
Tengene ka kasi Jiriku, di mo tinantanan tong iPad ko last week, di ka pa marunong mag log out.
Dear Jiriku,
Please never forget to log out of my Safari.
LOL
P.S.
I’m so tempted to read your inbox. Hahahahahaha
I think I’m stoned.
Anonymous asked: cool! can you make a tutorial on how did you assemble it?
Anonymous asked: where did you buy that film roll usb?
Why aren't you replying to my texts?
I’m on NO LOAD JANUARY.
I just realized that I always get “friendzoned”.
December 2011
Angie: Sir, pwede po bang half-day lang ako bukas?
Me: Hindi.
Angie: Ang conditioner nga ni Gretchen Baretto, naghahalf-day, why can’t I?
Me: Bakit, conditioner ka ba?
Para kang BlackBerry
Ang dami mong CURVES, Pero kapag naka-BOLD ka na, Ang sarap mong i-TORCH!
New Year, New York
Got a call from dad asking where I’m spending New Year. Told him I haven’t decided yet [because I’m broke] He then asked me my most hated question of all, “How about New York?”
and I was like
“You know the answer to that. NO.”
And my dad was like,
“Then would you like to go somewhere like China for New Year?”
And I’m like,
...
Le me singing Adele's song...
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